Just your average superhero trying to save the world one pudding cup at a time.

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“I’m comfortable with my body. It’s funny, actually, I’ve just been having a discussion with the guy who’s directing my new project. It might have a bit of nudity and he said: ‘Just to let you know, if you’re getting naked, no landscaping of any kind. This is the 1940s and you’re playing a Jew.’ I was like, ‘Pretty much there anyway, mate! Not a huge amount of maintenance going on.’ I mean, there’s a little bit, obviously, for courtesy. This is way too much information, but I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy.”

#harry potter likes his pooters hairy

I really would like to have sex with him. Just so everyone knows.

andyoumissarenolady:

intoyoursunlight:

“I’m comfortable with my body. It’s funny, actually, I’ve just been having a discussion with the guy who’s directing my new project. It might have a bit of nudity and he said: ‘Just to let you know, if you’re getting naked, no landscaping of any kind. This is the 1940s and you’re playing a Jew.’ I was like, ‘Pretty much there anyway, mate! Not a huge amount of maintenance going on.’ I mean, there’s a little bit, obviously, for courtesy. This is way too much information, but I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy.”

#harry potter likes his pooters hairy

I really would like to have sex with him. Just so everyone knows.

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I FUCKING /hate/ my job, like yeah Im a whiney bitch, whatever, but I don’t want to work fast food.
I love taking to customers and handling guests but ugh. I don’t want to work till eleven am, near a freeway, a gas station, and a motel six. Did I mention the creepy field?
Yeah it’s my third day and I want to quit.
My moms moving to Oregon, and Ive been crying at every little thing and Im so stressed. Moving in with a friend, paying rent Im afraid I cant afford, and I again, late night sketch job.
Im really considering having this be my last semester at my college.
Im so upset all the time and maybe I should just figure it all out.
My mom suggested me moving to Sacramento, and I don’t want to, but I don’t know what to do.
Im not sure Im happy anymore and I really would like to be.

heroin-arms:

camiyak:

 #the most stylish man of the year


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camiyak:

 #the most stylish man of the year

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"If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives."

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When people reblog a person who reblogged a person a thousand times going. Even though thy follow the original poster.

No.

Just please stop.

ALL MY LOVE

ALL MY LOVE

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I just want to draw like this

moonlight-nocturne:

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I just want to draw like this

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