February 2012
35 posts
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
Anonymous asked: spiders, spiders... they want me to tap dance... I don't wanna tap dance..
Anonymous asked: LIES. LIES AND SALAMANDERS.
Anonymous asked: YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING
Anonymous asked: too lazy to go grab my phone and text you, so uh.. are you on the interwebz or posting on your phone?
Updates on my personal life
So my moms nearly in Oregon, She called earlier, and said that everything was okay. My cats and dog are still sad as fuck because there are people missing. My roomate is never home really, so I feel like Im living by myself. I am withing walking distance of main street, which is where I am now, stealing there wifi before work.
My boss keeps scheduling me to close, and I have this really nasty...
The Woman in Black was really good. And...
